The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to not know your super power

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the power to sit down in mid air

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to cure a ham

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!