the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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the power to think with your mind only

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!