the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The ability to piss flames.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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the power to attract bullets.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to cry lava.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!