the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to go to hell

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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the ability to turn purple

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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Being Yianni.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!