The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The ability to die at will.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to talk to money.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to make the air stink

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!