The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to go to hell

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Being Yianni.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!