The power to look at Sun.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!