The power to bleed on command

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to die.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!