The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!