The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to watch tv

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!