The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to be bad at everything

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!