the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to drown on land.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!