the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to have no powers

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!