the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!