The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Feeling people's depression.

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being black

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!