- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not exercise.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to drown on land.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

Pointless Super Powers