- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

A power level of under 9000.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to watch a pot boil.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

Pointless Super Powers