The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to die at will

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be super jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!