the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be dead

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!