The power to die everytime you pee

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to have no powers

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!