- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to only make burnt toast

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to die when you change emotions

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

the power to see through glass

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

the ability to die without any control

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to be able to not smell fart

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to die while dieing

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

the ability to know what the fox say

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

Pointless Super Powers