- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

the power to get married

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to see through air.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

Pointless Super Powers