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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!