the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to summon unspendable money

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!