The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!