- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

A good Kisser

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The power to have a seat right over there.

The power of not knowing the future

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to understand math.

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

Pointless Super Powers