The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to die at will

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!