The ability to fart pee.

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

spontaneous ejaculation

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The power to watch tv while sleeping

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

the super power to remove your super power

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!