the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!