The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!