The power to be a common person

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to in power your self

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to clean

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!