The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!