the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power of micro penis.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to look through glass.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to be dead

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to live until you die.

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!