The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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A good Kisser

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The power to kill yourself.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to get married

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!