The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to be phone

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!