- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to grow one wing

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The Power to Combust

To pee standing up.

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

the super power to remove your super power

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to come second in any race

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

the power to see with your eyes open

Pointless Super Powers