The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Grass eating

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to see through windows

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To call me maybe

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!