The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to die

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!