The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!