The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to live until you die.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!