the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to die but once

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!