- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

the power to see through water.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power of not knowing the future

The power to pee out blue

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

Pointless Super Powers