The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!