the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!