The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to not talk.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The Power to Combust

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To pee standing up.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!