The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!