The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to die in one second

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!