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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.
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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.
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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.
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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)
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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)
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the power to smack the hair off someones head.
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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.
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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle
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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments
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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.
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the power to fly but your an Altophobic
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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago
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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)
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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind
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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.
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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.
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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The power to become inverted background color.
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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life
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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.
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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.
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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!