The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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A good Kisser

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!