The power to be normal.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!