Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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Third armpit.

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The power to be normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!