The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to die on command

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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A good Kisser

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to change your mind

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!