the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to be powerless

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The power to wear crocs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!