The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Being a freemason

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Taekwondo

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!