The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to stay a virgin

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To call me maybe

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to see through horses

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Acid pee

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!