The power to write about power.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!