The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the power to summon a massive midget

thumb_up thumb_down -12

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A good Kisser

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to see who is writing these powers

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to turn your navel upside down

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to fly inside of airplanes

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Stop clapping

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to poop dogs without fur.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!