levi Hahne is gay

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to die

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to get really mad.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to do nothing

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!