The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!