The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to die at will

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of being pointless

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have no power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!