The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to vote

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to die early.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!