The power to die at will.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!