- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

Nipple Radar.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to describe the taste of water.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to turn your navel upside down

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers