Immunity to curable diseases.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!