The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Meatvision.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!