The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to like any show

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to fart out of your penis

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To pee standing up.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!