The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to fail

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!