- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The power to turn wine into water

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

the power to know what time is not

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to cook bad meals.

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

To pee standing up.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to like any show

the ability to smell sounds

Pointless Super Powers