The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the ability to see into the past

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!