The power to poke

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the power to die at will

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!