- Pointless Super Powers

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

The power to talk to people miles away.

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The power to control your own mind.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to change your emotions

The power to run at the speed of a human

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to live through torture.

The power to spell backwards.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The Power of being Friendzoned

The power to create shit

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

the power to die....

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

ability to fly in a plane

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!