- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to understand math.

The power to move 7% faster.

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

Endless falling....

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

The power to poke

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

Being able to fly.... in the water.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

the power to die at will

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: creepy theme

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!