The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!