The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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power to be an alcohoic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!